| Salty joe: Eat it, sucker. |
| American Bear: wow whad de fug :DDD bombs didnd win againsd fries :DDD musdve been chinese :DDD |
| Salty joe: One portion of delicious fries coming through. (For generous definitions of delicious. |
| American Bear: o fug :DDD dog bless ameriga :DDD [claps profoundly while tears stream down his cheek] |